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      [.]   [So, like, what's the deal?]

  Elsinor is a part-time record label company founded in 1996 for the purpose of making it look like our band had a label. We then met some astoundingly talented individuals, and decided to put out their work as well. Then we all got together for a BBQ. See the History section for more.
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      [.]   [How do I order?]

  We accept orders via PayPal. The transaction is done on their website, so it's very secure. Simply select the CDs you would like to fork over your hard-earned cash for, and Paypal will walk you through the steps. In no time flat, you'll be on the receiving end of many goodies delivered to your door! Plus, feel free to stroke our egos with the "notes" box, otherwise we'll think you love us just because we make the best music in the history of the world. Uh, never mind what I said about us needing our egos stroked. If you have any questions or concerns, please view the privacy policy on the Paypal site. The alternative, of course, is to send a Money Order payable to Elsinor Records via US Mail: PO Box 19516, Seattle WA 98109.
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      [.]   [What are your shipping rates?]

  We ship everything Priority Mail, so we charge a one-time flat fee of $3.85. This will be added to the total when you check out.
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      [.]   [How long until I get my package?]

  We make a trip to the Post Office once a week, usually on Fridays, so you will get your order on the Monday or Tuesday after you place your order.
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      [.]   [Why haven't you been putting out albums lately?]

  Well, after a few years of justifying a post-college existence in a small college town, we decided to make the move to the Relatively Big City. Career considerations followed closely on the heels of the move, and we've had to shift the label business to the proverbial back burner. We are no less proud of the work, and art, put into the label, and we feel honored, deeply, to have been included in the burgeoning careers of some of indie rock's most interesting people. All said, we plan on running Elsinor until we're old and gray and rockin' the convalescence.
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      [.]   [Is Anton real?]

  As real as that feeling you get when you're just about to merge onto the freeway and you just know that pickup truck is itching to change lanes.
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      [.]   [When you're not shirking responsibilities, what do you do with your time?]

  Nachos, mostly. We also like dating shows, unmarked taverns, movies made with digital cameras, and extra whipped cream.
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      [.]   [What's my prize for reading this far?]

  Contentment, child.
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